Author: Lee Kuan Yean

  • Time for a party

    This is a very controversial topic in Australia, and everyone seems to have an opinion on it: asylum seekers. I limit the scope of my rant here to people arriving in boats, so called “boat people”. Such folk are variously referred to as “illegal refugees”, “illegal boat people” etc, when they are doing nothing wrong and seeking nothing more than refuge from a way of life that is far removed from that which is familiar to the average Australian.

    For years now (especially since the fall of Saigon), Australia has seen people arrive on its shores in boats, usually rickety, infested with disease and pests and full of people who could not care less, because these conditions are better than being back in their home countries, or in any place that refuses to settle them. Imagine the life of a Muslim Rohingya, thrown out of Burma to live in limbo across the border in Bangladesh, an even poorer country than their place of origin. It is by no fault of their own that you have been made homeless and stateless. Put yourself in the position of such a person – if someone offered you and your family the prospect of a better life, would you not grasp it? What would you have to lose? So by whatever means, you either arrive on our shores or are picked up by navy patrol ships and sent to Christmas Island for “processing”, where you are told you can claim asylum and be granted official refugee status. I imagine you would hope for eventual residency status and citizenship.

    Now here’s the controversial thought – what’s wrong with doing that?

    We have this fear in Australia of immigrants, a real, deep fear that they are never Australian enough and that they will dilute the values that we hold dear as Australians: things like mateship, a love of cricket and the principle of giving someone a fair go. Well I have news for you:

    1. Mateship is not an Australian invention (despite John Howard’s best efforts to make it seem so). It is a human trait and exists in every culture on Earth, springing from a primal need to be tribal. We create tribes around our language and our shared values, which become asserted in times of trouble, hence a deep belief in mateship amongst generations of Australians whose lives were touched by war.
    2. Cricket is devastatingly boring to watch (perhaps not to play) and I don’t think that will ever change, unless it learns a thing or two from Blernsball.
    3. So who is getting a fair go here, exactly?

    My point is that we unfairly fear something that does not exist – people who want to settle in Australia bring with them the ability to make Australia a better, richer and more interesting place. Many of them have known true hardship and value things that we take for granted.

    The government and Opposition right now are locking horns over the wrong issue in the belief that people want border security to keep the riff raff out. Apparrently the Rudd government has lost control of our borders and we are being swamped by people because we have created as “pull factor” that makes people come here illegally. But of course there is a pull factor: it is our way of life. It is our wealth. It is our ability to work five days a week, then spend the other two doing whatever we want. The pull factor is not caused by government policy, it comes out of our desire to make life better for ourselves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    Quite frankly, I would love to see the emergence of a political party in Australia that challenges the blanket closed-door policy of all the major parties. Perhaps we could call it the Richer Australia party and have a mission statement that reads something like this:

    1. All humans are assets.
    2. Settlement in Australia is by the grace of those who have settled before us, and our duty to those who come after is to ensure that their contribution to our society is one that makes life better in any capacity.
    3. Our culture is changing, as all youthful cultures change. The culture of a young nation such as ours should be open to contribution by all Australians, regardless of heritage or creed.

    We need to open our doors and set the focus not on welfare, but on human development. Pauline Hanson and many over the age of about 50 would probably read this and balk, but I really do think that we close our borders, hearts and minds to our own ruin. Take the United States as an example of how it should be: it was the land of dreams for many generations – a land of hope and freedom, and it is what made it a great nation (after slavery and cotton farming). If we want to enrich our way of life, I firmly believe the solution is to throw open our doors and tell people on the way in: “Welcome, friend. Tell me about your life.”

    Then we will be the envy of the world.

  • Deep sea vision and bleeding edge software

    I could write out a long essay on live streaming video from BP’s ROV’s working in the Gulf of Mexico, as well as whether or not you should always be getting the latest software to hit the shelves. But instead I shall make you listen to me…

    ABC 630 North Queensland – Morning Show with Paula Tapiolas
    1 June 2010 10:10 AM

  • Email of the future

    Email has come a long way in the last 24 months or so. A big step forward came with Google’s introduction of Google Apps, which allowed you to use your own domain name with a GMail account. This meant that you were no longer stuck giving out an unprofessional sounding [email protected] address at interviews, when you could quite easily give out [email protected]. It all depends on how good you are at getting the domain name of your choice. Google Apps is also free. This is of course a big selling point (ironically) and unlike many of the free-for-personal-use gotchas of the online services world, Google is quite happy for you to use this for business. Quite a few of my clients are set up this way.

    However it is easy to get a bit carried away. I had the displeasure of discussing email solutions with an odious little character not so long ago (we’ll call him The Accountant). A client is currently paying a lot of money to host their email on a hosted Microsoft Exchange server, and this character was brought in from the echelons of upper management to scrutinise the use of money in all areas of my client’s organisation. Being an educational institution, cost is of great concern to them. Nevertheless, they appreciate the importance of reliable, fully-featured online services and make good use of the features offered by Exchange. The Accountant decided that it was high time to stop the waste and move all of their email accounts to Google Apps.

    This in itself is not a bad idea. Google offers educational institutions a great deal more than they offer the standard Google Apps user (which is already a lot). Again, this is all free. I would be all for the idea, had this client not already been using Exchange for several years. Google has worked hard to eat into the Exchange market and they have succeeded in taking a good chunk out of Microsoft’s dominance, especially in the small-business arena. However to say that Google Apps is for everyone is a bit misguided.

    In the first place, Google offers Google Apps Sync, which is designed to connect Outlook to your Google Apps account in the same way that it would connect to an Exchange account; your email, calendar and contact data would all come in as if they were hosted on an Exchange server. This was the argument that The Accountant put forward when I mentioned the heavy usage of Outlook in the client’s office. The simple fact is that Outlook is only half the story. Anyone who has an Exchange 2007 account and has used the Web Access component of it will be able to tell you that it is much easier to use when you have 5 minutes to check your mail, accept or decline meeting requests and look up your organisational contacts etc at an airport kiosk. Microsoft know all about the brainwaves of impatient executives.

    In the second place, the cost argument comes into play in a very big way. The Accountant failed to consider the cost of migrating data from and Exchange server to Google Apps. Google makes it quite easy to do this when you’re already set up with Outlook and if you download an application that uploads your existing data to your new Google Apps account. Simple enough for one account, maybe even five (I have done this many times for many clients). The client we are talking about here has 75 mailboxes. Even if each one were 1 MB in size it would be a gutsy person who would have the patience to do all of that, and an even braver one to give a commitment that every single byte of data will be moved across without a hitch.

    In the third place, I am not against moving this client off their heavy-billing Exchange system. It’s a lot of money that could be better spent on other things. Again, Microsoft have figured this out, and in their ever-underestimated sneakiness, have come up with an educational deal that rather blows Google’s offering out of the water. It’s called Live@Edu and offers educational institutions free use of what is essentially a hosted Exchange server. Each account has just under 10 GB of storage and they even throw in 25 GB of document storage per user. I have used this myself, and I know that the move from the current hosted Exchange environment to this new one (called Outlook Live) is going to be much less traumatic for any user of the existing system. Even moving data and accounts across is more easily done. It would be completely irresponsible of me to recommend Google Apps over this.

    Outlook Live on a Mac
    Outlook Live on a Mac

    I think Microsoft has really hit the nail on the head here. They already have 3.5 million university students using Live@Edu, and these are the same people who are eventually going to go into the workplace and know exacty how to use Outlook and Exchange because they have been trained to use it throughout their university careers. Microsoft has also been very generous about what is included. For the life of me, I cannot see any area of Outlook Live that has been locked to down to give less functionality than my expensive Exchange 2007 account. In fact, Outlook Live is based on Exchange 2010, and therefore offers more than what I have for my corporate mail.

    I have been watching this space very closely, with many of my clients needing more and more out of their email systems without paying inflated pre-GFC prices for email. When I next get the opportunity to bore your pants off, I’ll let you in on Microsoft’s next sneaky step to attend to that very matter in the world of corporate email. Google may be the big thing right now, but sometimes I wonder if they know who they’re dealing with.

  • Chips for stressed people

    Chips for the end of a long, stressful week (with a little help from Nigella):

    De-stressing saucepan
    4 or 5 scrubbed potatoes
    60 ml vegetable oil
    Salt
    A freezer bag

    Place a potato in the freezer bag, place on bench. Take a medium saucepan and use its base to pound the crap out of potato in freezer bag. Well when I say pound, I mean two or three (at most) cracking bashes. Remove potato carcass and keep aside. Repeat with remaining potatoes.

    Heat oil in the same saucepan. When it just begins to smoke, place potatoes gradually in oil and allow to cook for 5-6 minutes on medium heat, giving a little stir occassionally.

    Remove to a paper towel-lined plate. Sprinkle with salt to taste, along with parsley if you’re feeling extravagant.

    Serves one (and only ever one).

    Along with the bashing bit, the yumminess helps take away all that anxiety from the week. Goes great with sour cream, too.

  • “The IT Man”

    He’s been at it again!

    There is a running joke amongst friends that restaurants and pubs visited by me on any regular basis end up going out of business. Penang Spicy, the Shamrock and the Metro in Fortitude Valley all spring to mind. It now seems that I’ve moved into the media with my dubious talent: after 18 years of gracing Brisbane television screens, Extra has decided to call it quits after having me on it only three times. Its last air date is June 26, and it will be missed by many here in Brisbane.

    If anyone wants something shut down, I charge a fixed fee and will travel. Think of me as a modern take on the professional ribbon cutter, just that I close things instead.